The entity calls itself “Scratneck the Terrible” and claims to be from another world, one that the Foundation has not documented. SCP-6945 resembles and self-identifies as a “Goblin”, commonly seen in fantasy literature. The proportion of its body resembles a human child, except its head is proportionally larger, and the ears are pointed. Until a method can be devised to put SCP-6945 in a proper containment cell, efforts must be made to convince SCP-6945 to remain within the break room and not attempt to “annex” other areas of Site-78 into its “domain”.ĭescription: SCP-6945 is a 1.37 meters tall bipedal humanoid. Personnel are allowed to converse with SCP-6945 and are allowed haggle to get lower prices on the food stored in the break room’s fridge. All site personnel must store their lunches and other snacks within the break room, All personnel must formally announce their intentions of entering the break room to SCP-6945.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6945 is currently contained within the break room of Site-78’s Parabiological Sciences Department. Maria: Wonderful! If you’ll open up to the beginning of the document… If you are formally requesting we read through the document alongside the authors in order to fully understand your reasoning, however, well… John and Deborah's mouths turn to a frown.ĭeborah: We have. If you just take a look at the document, you'd understand.

Reassign to somewhere you deem more important? That sounds more likely to me but were not here to argue about the past. Our department would never misplace a substantial sum of money. Money never showed.ĭeborah: Are you implying that Midwest Command never sent the funds? Don't be silly. We were told when active containment operations at Site-78 began that we'd get a grant for them. John: What do you mean you need a Scranton Reality Anchor? Every site has the budget for at least one. Gregory: We need a Scranton Reality Anchor. John: I suppose those terms are acceptable. We also request an increase in cameras monitoring the room from to get a better coverage of the room’s interior within the room to monitor everything the anomaly is doing, as well as staff to operate the cameras. Maria: We are asking for a 16% increase in funding towards our security detail for the room it's contained in. Researcher Johnston fingers open the manilla folder and pulls out a spreadsheet before clearing her throat. Gregory: We are formally requesting a budget increase for future containment efforts for SCP-6945. Researcher Chudley reaches down into a briefcase and pulls out a manilla folder.

Gregory: Do we really need to do this? It’s just a budgetary meeting.ĭeborah: Now that the formalities have been taken care of, what did you want to discuss? All requested individuals have arrived for the meeting. John: Alright it is 0930 on Tuesday the… twelfth. Midwest Command Heads of Human Resources, John and Deborah Baxter Site-78 Department Head of MAUDE, Gregory Chudley Site-78 Department Head of Parabiological Sciences, Arms and Equipment, Maria Johnston

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